Gerlaryufram, TN

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Gerlaryufram (pronounced: /ɡɝlɑɹjufɹʌm/) is a small city along the Mississippi River in southwestern Shelby County, Tennessee. It is often mistaken for Memphis, Tennessee, due to its somewhat hidden location and general lack of common knowledge regarding the city. Very few people know the location of Gerlaryufram, and even fewer have ever visited. But if you've ever taken a road trip through the Mid-South region of West Tennessee, you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gerlaryufram. It's not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it—some people think it's a myth. But if you're curious, don't wait, take a trip. Find it. It's out there somewhere in the woods, waiting.

History

It is unknown how the city of Gerlaryufram was founded, most historians' stories usually start at the hostile Wish.com Takeover of December, 1893.

During this period, many records of the city were destroyed, as to make more material to produce funny "I ♥ Jerking Off" shirts, and most of the citizens were enslaved into the Wish.com workforce. The city was under mass surveillance, and most people weren't allowed in or out.

Notable people

Jackson P. Funny (Popular comedian and American Settler; born April 20th, 1869).

Justin R. Timberlake (Former Partial Lead Singer of hit boyband group *NSYNC; secretly born in Gerlaryufram in 1981).